How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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