Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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