He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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