I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Randomize
