you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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