Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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