I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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