Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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