i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
me + whiskey = a bad person
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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