im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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