just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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