Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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