So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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