Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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