I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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