Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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