1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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