He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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