No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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