do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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