i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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