oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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