i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I have fence marks all over my body
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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