i jhust puked up my retainher.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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