I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Randomize
