dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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