im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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