i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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