new low.... made out with someone while peeing
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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