For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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