And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Randomize
