No, you can still breathe under the balls.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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