My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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