I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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