Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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