it hurts more in the daytime
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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