I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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