I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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