I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
