I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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