her vagine was all disorganized.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
