I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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