You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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