Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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