It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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