we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Man, jail baloney is awful.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I want her autograph on my taint
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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