Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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