we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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