I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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