Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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