Plan B is the new Plan A
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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