I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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