imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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