He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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