Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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