So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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